Son has been so busy looking for you: he's going to bed 

Uncle is sick of people making fun of him

Aunt was more amazed: when you dropped your pants the first time

Son is everything you want to be, loser 

Aunt is about to take a dip: skinny

The Vans are on vacation: and we need to be cooled

The Vans once wished they were like everybody else: today we thank god we're not

The Vans know nothing worse; than being ordinary 

Son joined the army: please don't cry mom 

Aunt is big, black and in love with her wife 

Aunt digs the art of coincidence 

The Van Family has dreams; the only thing you can't take away from us 

Aunt just wanted her father to be proud of her

Son turned gay for a reason 

Uncle is a big fan of "The Puppetry of the Penis"

Uncle will do anything to protect his fortune: (and kill you)

Aunt could might as well be a doll: the way you fuck her 

Son went to bible school every sunday: still turned out to be a faggot 

Uncle had enough of Ikea too! 

Cousin doesn't think your freaky dog is cute 

Cousin has you on speed dial no.1. 

Uncle gets high: and watches Discovery Channel 

Son says hell mother fucking yeah! 

Son had a great first date

Uncle doesn't care if you're black or white 

Son says fuck you: told you I'd get you

Aunt is expecting it sometime soon? 

Aunt is not gonna warn you this time

The Vans stopped counting 

Cousin feels like she never considered jumping: you changed me

The Vans are closer to you than you think 

Aunt knew she shouldn't have borrowed daddy's car

Uncle is alright by himself

Uncle never really had a thing for birds

Son is so fast: you can't even see him

The Vans suggest you do whatever makes you feel happy

Son is careful not to feel too safe: opposite to you..

Uncle doesn't know what all the fuss is about: haven't you already seen my head? 

Uncle got a haircut: never looked this young before 

The Vans weren't kidding; when we said we were looking for you everywhere

Son is sick of being the good guy: I'm looking for you too

Aunt pleases all the dykes 

Uncle gave you up: (thanks for cheating)

Uncle used his brother for bait 

Uncle will search every corner of the world: until he finds you

Uncle is a fighter: thanks for making me realize it, Christina A

Son is young and in love: does it get any better? 

Cousin was kidnapped: and she was raped as a child

Aunt has said it before and will say it again: she has made a career out of her look

Cousin is forced into biting her lips: just so she won't shout out your name