Uncle made a career out of being wrong 

Son has no intention of leaving this state of mind

Son suggest you go live your life: no telling where it'll take you

Uncle will soon leave home to live in the american suburbs 

Uncle is politically incorrect 

Aunt is sorry but you deserved it: bastard 

The Vans will keep driving 

Cousin should have taken action: instead of watching you get killed

Son lets this one go out to an old friend: R.I.P Larry

Uncle doesn't care where the road goes 

Aunt meet a stranger in a bar last night

Uncle is gonna fuck instead of doing this blog

Uncle stopped thinking: when the music started 

Son is looking for his superhero daughter

Cousin is not as lucky

Aunt has always been a fighter 

Aunt was forced on the run again: please let me come home daddy

Son gives himself to strangers 

Cousin got away again: will you ever catch her?

The Vans will be ready this time

Aunt is all about the ice cream

Son doesn't care where you are going: just take him away

Aunt would rather die

Uncle has been too tired to entertain you

Uncle and Aunt won't ever compromise with their american dream: neither should you

Son is tired of being your bitch

Aunt gets what she wants 

Daughter is lost in a crowd 

Uncle is having a snack

Uncle has been out in the desert on a horse with no name

Cousin is a fan of diversity: of all kinds 

Cousin is addicted to heroin due to Angelina: we were young

Son considers himself in love 

Son hasn't quiet gotten used to this new situation 

Aunt gave you: what you asked for

Uncle is not following your fashion blog 

Aunt is constantly on the run: today she is kate tomorrow Lucy

Aunt got the money: let's go!

The Vans are going straight to hell 

Uncle will show you the rest later 

Cousin doesn't like it: but rent needs to be paid 

Son finally found a job, lousy and unpaid: but at least he gets to be back at Brokeback 

Daughter will have you printed all over her 

Uncle hasn't been distant: he's just playing hard to get 

The Vans are close 

Uncle really had to go

Uncle is sorry to say: I told you so 

Uncle has been around the world: have you?

Son got this at the park 

Aunt will rather play with the boys 

Aunt told you she would sell you on E-bay