The Vans get off whenever they feel like leaving: no bullshit honey

Aunt is not proud of her daughter: guess that kinda stuff run in the family 

Uncle lives in the present: smoking like there was no tomorrow 

Cousin has no idea how she ended up here: except, well.. she loves heroin?

Cousin never plays by the rules 

Son does everything you're afraid of doing: while you're watching

Aunt is in a threesome relationship: why settle with one if you can have two (James and Danny)

The Vans will do anything to get where they want: so should you

Uncle has been there and done that 

Son and Uncle finally meet: family is everything 

Aunt is tired of blogging: gonna move to Hollywood instead 

Son knows magic: do you? 

Aunt found you: and shut up, you gave up easily 

Son has a cigaret when he feels tough enough: luckily that's all the time

Son was once mistaken for being Jesus: because he made up his father too

Uncle is having friends over for dinner

Son was left all by himself as a kid: look how he turned out 

The Vans are considering adopting a new baby brother to the family: lets do it 

The Vans suggest you do whatever makes you feel happy!

Son only goes to the gym: because of the public bath afterwards 

The Vans are available day and night: speed dial no.1 

The Vans are so sorry about the mess: but we just don't like the suburbs  

Aunt can't help what turns her on: just like paedophile Michael, right?

The Vans have said it before: but we love Zanele Muholi's work of lesbianism in South Africa

Uncle is back: ready to p-p-p-arty!

Aunt makes you do things: you never thought you could do

Son is wandering around: searching the wilderness 

Son is lying: he just didn't love you, Simon

Son is sorry: he is just so excited to see his Uncle again 

Uncle doesn't give a shit for you: I cheated for reason

Uncle takes good care of you

The Vans had a great vacation: took some real nice photos for you

Uncle is back: and he brought a girl? 

Uncle and friends are going on a vacation: but they will stay in touch 

Daughter doesn't care about your face anymore: send a picture of the important stuff 

Daughter feels at home in the jungle: among the other freaks 

Daughter has been missing her superhero family

Daughter finally jumped 

Daughter leads the way to happiness; ignore those bastards 

Daughter was forced into making music 

Daughter fell asleep: but is up and going now

Daughter shot her baby down: bang bang

Son wonders if Daughter decided to jump without him?  

Aunt just called to tell you: that she is gonna kill you

Aunt is aware of that she shouldn't mix driving and drinking: but we're young

Aunt is like: get over it!

Aunt is sorry: but three strikes is not acceptable  

Uncle has got the feeling that you're gonna come back for more 

Uncle is having the best time all by himself: who needs a cat?