Son just has to do it

The Van Family attends to get lost on purpose 

The Van Family suggests you do what you do best

Uncle found what he was looking for: a driver who could shut up

Aunt was never as happy as she looked like: wife beater 

Son wants you to meet the love of his life: this is all you get for now

Aunt has to believe you will find her

Son can't wait to get back and fuck you: I love you

Son is going back to the mountains with the guys: no wives invited

Son is too big for the women 

Son is in love with his life

Uncle is just about to break the silence 

Son is always nervous before the show 

Cousin is such a freak

Aunt left the day she turned 21

Aunt is a golden god

The Van Family is going on a vacation: wanna join? 

Son loves the fact that our president is a pervert 

Aunt got pregnant as a virgin 

Aunt is able to drive a car

Uncle is a wild horse 

Uncle gave up everything for you: better be worth it

Uncle and friends may not have any family left: but we'll always have each other..

Uncle and friends dislike public restrooms 

Uncle and friends have to hide the evidence 

Uncle and friends fear the life you're living 

Son sees the light and the hallelujah  

Son only allows himself to think of you one day at the year 

Cousin wanted to get lost

Aunt used to be a pretty cool chick 

Uncle spends too much on nothing

Cousin is hung up on you

Son is still looking for a way to escape 

Son had decided to run away: but you never showed up as promised

Uncle is afraid of facing reality 

Uncle needs a break from time to time (still looking for you)

Uncle is just showing off 

Cousin has been there to many times

Aunt had to change the bloody sheets 

Uncle's bed still smells of you

Cousin is vicious and sick of you 

Son needs a quick fix

Uncle puked his guts out

Cousin is gonna stay in and rent a movie to night

Daughter fights for what she believes in no matter what they say

Uncle is proud of his daughter: she did it again

Cousin just did this on her friend: you like?

The Van Family hopes this gets to our daughter in CPH: welcome to the company 

Daughter is too paranoid

Daughter likes popping it